Who the fuck does Quentin Tarantino think he is?
Did he really make this film?
It’s been one week (insert annoying Bare-Naked Ladies noise here) since I saw INGLORIOUS BASTERDS. If you haven’t seen this film yet, you clearly don’t understand what you’ve been missing.
Quentin Tarantino has never given two shits about what anyone thinks about [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘Movie Reviews’
August 30, 2009
INGLORIOUS BASTERDS = the strangest, funniest, and most satisfying WW2 epic ever made. Glorious.
August 20, 2009
DISTRICT 9 = A genre defying epic that intelligently blurs the conventions of science-fiction
DISTRICT 9 won me over before I had even seen the film. The marketing team with TriStar pictures should be congratulated for their successes with this movie. The intelligence behind its mysterious and viral media blitz proves once again how a carefully crafted buzz helps lower budget movies gain exposure by gradually building [...]
August 13, 2009
GI JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA = Much better then TRANSFORMERS 2, but is that REALLY saying much?
This summer has been a truly unmemorable yet exquisitely atrocious example of Hollywood big-budget excess, thanks to the absolute pieces of dry dog shit that have been released under the disguise of the blockbuster action film genre. Apparently, “blockbuster,” now means that in order to make a great entertaining action flick, you must take a [...]
August 5, 2009
10 “Must See” Horror Films That You May Have Missed
Severance (2006):
Christopher Smith’s import from the United Kingdom is a comedic-slasher romp that takes place when a office bonding trip headed for a Hungarian luxury lodge mistakenly winds up camped on an abandoned mental institution that was bombed with nerve gas in the early 1900’s after the inmates seized control. Problems develop when the [...]
August 5, 2009
Orphan = A surprisingly funny thrill-fest that delievers when it counts most.
Removing the innocence from a child is a theme often explored by films in the horror genre because, quite frankly, an evil child is a pretty twisted notion that goes against the grain of everything that most cultures concede: children are sinless, joy-filled beings that can’t replicate or have the capacity for evil because their [...]
August 4, 2009
Funny People = Apatow’s Finest Work to Date
When I first read about Judd Apatow’s next project after the release of PINEAPPLE EXPRESS last summer, I learned that the film was about the world of stand-up comedy and it would be starring Adam Sandler. My initial reaction to this news was sort of a mix of excitement and a general feeling of, ”How the [...]
